Brain On Porn Distressed Oversized T-Shirt
Please view Size Guide prior to ordering. Shirts are oversized.
Your Brain on Porn. Literally.
Scans don't lie.
Stripped reward circuits.
Fried motivation.
Impulse control on life support.
Desensitized dopamine chasing ever darker corners.
This high quality shirt doesn't whisper - it screams.
For ex-viewers, NoFap warriors, people who got tired of the free damage, and anyone who wants strangers to ask "wtf is that?" so you can hit them with the truth.
Wear the evidence.
Break the cycle.
DETAILS:
DTG (Direct To Garment) printing.
Eco-friendly, water-based inks applied directly onto fabric.
This printing technique provides a soft feel to the print as the ink is absorbed into the fabric.
100% cotton
250 GSM cotton
Vintage Wash & Distressed
Relaxed Fit
Loose Fit
Drop Shoulder
Short Sleeve
Round neckline / O Neck
Care Instructions:
Machine wash on gentle
Do Not Bleach
Tumble Dry Low
Iron low temp (avoid ironing on print)
Do Not Dry Clean
Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
S
Length: 27.56
Shoulder: 20.87
Chest: 22.05
Sleeve Length: 8.19
M
Length: 28.35
Shoulder: 21.65
Chest: 22.83
Sleeve Length: 8.46
L
Length: 29.13
Shoulder: 22.44
Chest: 23.62
Sleeve Length: 8.74
XL
Length: 29.92
Shoulder: 23.23
Chest: 24.41
Sleeve Length: 9.02
2XL
Length: 30.71
Shoulder: 24.02
Chest: 25.20
Sleeve Length: 9.29
3XL
Length: 31.10
Shoulder: 24.80
Chest: 26.38
Sleeve Length: 9.29
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